Every year we publish a list of funny fantasy football team names and, usually the list includes many puns having to do with player names. You’ve heard the ones such as “Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe” and “The Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi”. Well here is a list that isn’t packed full of those player name puns! Enjoy.
While this list does not include player name puns, it does include random, possibly offensive, pop-culture references and a handful of wonderfully placed The League references.
Our other list that we linked to in the first sentence of the article has our 2012 player name puns in it. This list has more generic names. Some may be offensive…so if you get hurt feelings easily, I Suggest you stop reading.
- The Bath Salt Buffet
- Joe Pa’s Faux Pas
- Bye Week
- The Titsburg Feelers
- Liter of Cola
- Gotham Rogues
- System of a First Down
- The Moe Lesters
- Password is Taco
- Multiple Scoreosis
- TouchDowns Syndrome
- Punts with a C
- Fear Boners
- Greendale Human Beings
- Victorious Secret
- WWNPHD (What would Neil Patrick Harris Do?)
- Coat Hanger Assassins
- Im Thinking RBs
- Purple Headed Yogurt Slingers
- King in the North
- Game of Endzones
- Renly’s Rear Guard
- You Throw Nothing, Tebow
- The Direwolves
- Theon Greyjoy and the Horn Blowing Cunts
- Sacks and the City
- Throw the Jew Down the Well
- Bieberhole 69’s
- Schrinkage
- I am the Danger
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Coffee, Tea, or RGIII?
Two Mannings One Cup
Stewart Scott’s Eye in one league and my keeper league name is Captain Red Wing
That’s my Dick Jauron
Art Modead, too soon?
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